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1001 things to do while waiting for a compile
I don't mind reusing objects, but the sorting drives me nuts!
Do you think we've overdone the metaphor
Ok, here's the primary domain server, and we'll be running TCP/IP to the clients…
Distributed Objects on the Web
Hello Legacy Maintenance
Project management isn't that hard, with the right tools of course
I understand the list is important, but object programming isn't magic..
Well I'll be, some kid hacked himself out of the Bad List
Y'know that old saw about 10,000 monkeys and Shakespeare? I just updated the idea.
Jack, we need to discuss your network security
After Careful analysis, I can identify only one pattern.
Yeah, it looks like Information Overload alright,
18 months of work to break our applications into distributed modules, and now I can't remember why
Hamburger Bill
Dr Zook's Y2K solution
Replication Services Group, may we help you
Object Testing
Bills Objects won't talk to mine.
Hello Legacy Maintenance
Project management isn't that hard, with the right tools of course
I understand the list is important, but object programming isn't magic..
Well I'll be, some kid hacked himself out of the Bad List
Y'know that old saw about 10,000 monkeys and Shakespeare? I just updated the idea.
After Careful analysis, I can identify only one pattern.
Yeah, it looks like Information Overload alright,
18 months of work to break our applications into distributed modules, and now I can't remember why
Dr Zook's Y2K solution
Replication Services Group, may we help you
Test Test Test
I've gotta take this, it's a remote procedure call
Hey Harv, your object broker's on the phone
I don't know why they keep trying to explain technical stuff to management
when are we going to make money
Yes, the stars are in perfect alignment for a debugging session.
It must be a guy thing, it does the transaction but it won't commit
Where the chips in your head are made
I can't hear you
John, I think this project's getting to you
Before we start with the design of our system, please take a blindfold.
I'm sorry you're not in the zone, but we have to get a product out.
Viacom? Why not a corba
My boy, the future is components
Hold on a second while I check the solutions database
Sheesh, middleware people
IPO
And this model is 100% Y2K complient
javaman then and now