Publication | Caption |
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Unpublished | The Dr. is in! |
Object Magazine | I don't mind reusing objects, but the sorting drives me nuts! |
Distributed Object Computing | When Mail servers go postal |
Object Magazine | Do you think we've overdone the metaphor |
Distributed Object Computing | Agents on the web |
Object Magazine | Ok, here's the primary domain server, and we'll be running TCP/IP to the clients… |
Object Magazine | Distributed Objects on the Web |
Object Magazine | Hello Legacy Maintenance |
Object Magazine | Project management isn't that hard, with the right tools of course |
Object Magazine | I understand the list is important, but the network is down. |
Object Magazine | Well I'll be, some kid hacked himself out of the Bad List |
Object Magazine | Y'know that old saw about 10,000 monkeys and Shakespeare? I just updated the idea. |
Object Magazine | Jack, we need to discuss your network security |
Object Magazine | After Careful analysis, I can identify only one pattern. |
Distributed Object Computing | Intranet, Fast, Secure, Easy |
Object Magazine | Yeah, it looks like Information Overload alright, |
Object Magazine | 18 months of work to break our applications into distributed modules, and now I can't remember why |
Object Magazine | Hamburger Bill |
Object Magazine | Dr Zook's Y2K solution |
Distributed Object Computing | That fat web guy that always sits next to you… |
Object Magazine | Replication Services Group, may we help you |
Object Magazine | Object Testing |
Distributed Object Computing | When Little Java grows up |
Object Magazine | Bills Objects won't talk to mine. |
Distributed Object Computing | Making money the old fashioned way |
Object Magazine | Test Test Test |
Object Magazine | I've gotta take this, it's a remote procedure call |
Object Magazine | Hey Harv, your object broker's on the phone |
Object Magazine | I don't know why they keep trying to explain technical stuff to management |
Object Magazine | when are we going to make money |
Object Magazine | Yes, the stars are in perfect alignment for a debugging session. |
Object Magazine | It must be a guy thing, it does the transaction but it won't commit |
Object Magazine | Where the chips in your head are made |
Object Magazine | I can't hear you |
Object Magazine | John, I think this project's getting to you |
Object Magazine | Before we start with the design of our system, please take a blindfold. |
Distributed Object Computing | The DOC Party |
PC Magazine | The Event Driven Paradigm |
Unpublished | Heh Heh Heh |
Animation | Mother of all Windows 98 books Website |
Animation | Fat Pepper |
Distributed Object Computing | Migrant Tech Workers |
Distributed Object Computing | Halt! |
Distributed Object Computing | Watson, Come here. |
Object Magazine | I'm sorry you're not in the zone, but we have to get a product out. |
Object Magazine | Viacom? Why not a corba |
Object Magazine | My boy, the future is components |
Distributed Object Computing | Looks like the Audio Feed is down again! |
Mother of all Win 98 books | Woody Icon |
Mother of all Win 98 books | Woodgeek |
Mother of all Win 98 books | Mild mannered barry |
Mother of all Win 98 books | Billy 98 |
Distributed Object Computing | I hate bootstrapping these legacy machines |
Animation | Woody Walking - for Wopr Website |
ARRL Interference book | Neighbors |
ARRL Interference book | Y'know OM, you really ought to check that line sometime |
ARRL Interference book | RF Sniffer |
ARRL Interference book | Don't overload the transmitter |
ARRL Interference book | No ground problems here |
ARRL Interference book | Here's a choke that will fix the whole problem |
ARRL Interference book | FB, but I still don't see how polarizing my antenna's will fix my TVI problem |
ARRL Interference book | Oh, No, here it goes again |
ARRL Interference book | Ever since that family moved into the old addams house, I've been getting strange QRM every night |
ARRL Interference book | Hurry before he discovers this path |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Assembler School |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Basic for Comfort, Assembler for speed |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | The Register family |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Jump on not equal |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Memory in the 8088 |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | PC Interrupts |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | The AH Register is the doorman for Interrupt 21h |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | The Base pointer and Stack Pointer registers |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Segmented Registers (AX = AH/AL) |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | The AX register |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Spaghetti code? |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | The Stack |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Accessing variables on the stack with BP |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | pointers |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Jump on Sign |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Using a CMP to test a variable can slow you down |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Basic Fixed Length strings |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | set the direction on mov string byte |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Basic Huge Arrays |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | BX Base Register |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | CX - The Count Register |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | LEA - Load Effective Address (get both segment and offset) |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Adding a little assembler to the receipe |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Calling Print Screen |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | The Do It All key |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Using link to create an executable |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Debugging |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Roll up your sleeves and write some code |
Crescent Assembly Tutor | Some publications of the past |
Animation | Competition Cooker Label |
Animation | zzzzzzzz |
Object Magazine | Hold on a second while I check the solutions database |
Object Magazine | Sheesh, middleware people |
Object Magazine | IPO |
Art for clients | When Good Quakers Go Bad (logo for Al Poors Quaker Band) |
Unpublished | Look John, skip the rest of the PowerPoint and get to the demo |
Unpublished | Web Shoe Store |
Unpublished | Ebay 100,000 years bc |
Unpublished | Streaming Media |
Unpublished | Nerd E-Commerce conspiracy |
Unpublished | And I always thought it was a guy thing |
Unpublished | Virtual Reality |
Unpublished | The Laptop Demo |
Unpublished | Hey Man, aren't you going to shoot me so I can sue for some REAL Money! |
Unpublished | For Pete's sake Bill, use the Zoom feature! |
Unpublished | That's not a good sign, Dude. |
Unpublished | Bug School |
Unpublished | Midnight Computer Supply |
Unpublished | Squirrel Server 2000 |
Unpublished | Lady Liberty 21st Century Edition |
Unpublished | I'm going for about $10k at Southeby's, how about you? |
Rough Ideas | Blow the Whistle! |
Rough Ideas | See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil |
Rough Ideas | Natural Born Hackers |
Rough Ideas | Modem Animal |
Distributed Object Computing | Zero Latency |
Object Magazine | And this model is 100% Y2K complient |
Airline roughs | High Score! |
Unpublished | Bill (Bully) Gates at the battle of Capital Hill! |
Mother of all Win 95 books | The Windows 95 Boot sequence |
Airline roughs | Don't worry folks, repairs are almost done |
Airline roughs | This doesn't look promising |
Unpublished | His Masters Code |
PC Magazine | I was looking through my husband's bookmarks and Victoria's not so secret anymore! |
Rough Ideas | Here's our manager model, it looks great but doesn't do anything |
Unpublished | Poke it with a stick! |
Unpublished | You can't polish a turd… |
Animation | The City Walk |
Family PC | Y'know honey, sometimes I miss the bickering |
Family PC | If the internet business model were applied to real life |
Unpublished | Whadda ya mean, potato, potato, potato… |
Rough Ideas | Privacy Man! |
Vasectomy roughs | Yes we discussed it… |
Vasectomy roughs | I'm thinking about having a few bronzed |
Vasectomy roughs | I said shave, not aftershave! |
Vasectomy roughs | Hah Hah Hah!!! |
Vasectomy roughs | Ok, who's got the map? |
Vasectomy roughs | Here's the plan, we lay low for a year, then go. |
Vasectomy roughs | Honey, I think I should lay off the ice pack for a while… |
Vasectomy roughs | Honey, I'm sure the doctor stiched it tight enough not to leak… |
Vasectomy roughs | Hey, Harry, where's the semen analysis forms? |
Vasectomy roughs | Sorry, we'll need another sample, this time without saliva… |
Vasectomy roughs | Honest, I'll show you the scar! |
Vasectomy roughs | After everything I went through, now she has a headache! |
Unpublished | Trick or treat, it's all the same to me… |
Unpublished | Ah, no computers…", "You can say that again! |
Unpublished | Drinkin' from the firehose |
Unpublished | Rush hour: Evansville, IN |
Unpublished | Trick or Treat Friendly |
Rough Ideas | Every Tom, Dick, and cat has Help (inside joke…) |
Art for clients | Professor Poor's HDTV Guides |
Unpublished | Cinephiles Cover (U of Bridgeport Film School Newsletter) |
Unpublished | Airbrush Camera poster (unpublished) |
Unpublished | Eye diagram |
Art for clients | Caricature of Rory from Carl Franklin's site (who's Rory?) |
Rough Ideas | Rough caricature for Martell (never used) |
Art for clients | Robin for a surplus website |
PC Magazine | Caricature of Michael Miller used for Browser Bob article |
Unpublished | A bad day on the highway |
Unpublished | Couch Potato |
Unpublished | Going Mobile! |
Unpublished | When Pigs Fly |
Unpublished | Percoset Haze |
Unpublished | Send out for software |
Unpublished | I hope we don't look back at these as the good old days |
Unpublished | The rats are jumping from the ship |
Unpublished | Look, I can't bring you any assignments, you'll have to call your editor! |
Unpublished | Clear out aisle 3 and setup the printer testing |
Unpublished | father time |
Unpublished | Y2K9 |
Object Magazine | javaman then and now |
Unpublished | There goes the neighborhood |
Unpublished | DOJ coming through |
Art for clients | Flamingo Air |
Rough Ideas | Beach |
Rough Ideas | All about the bass |
Rough Ideas | Cool mouse |
Rough Ideas | Gate's Motel |
Rough Ideas | Jeff's sunrise |
Rough Ideas | lighthouse on the cape |
Rough Ideas | Mouse ball |
Rough Ideas | Go OJ! |
Rough Ideas | Goin' to work |
Rough Ideas | Over the road trucker ad |
Rough Ideas | Old secretary |
Rough Ideas | Spread it evenly now girls |
Rough Ideas | I don't get this bacon thing |
Rough Ideas | Still life faucet |
Unpublished | Goth cow |
Rough Ideas | Dupont Discovers Nylon |
Unpublished | What Turkeys that make it past Thanksgiving do for the winter |
Rough Ideas | Seniority! |
Unpublished | Icehole |
Rough Ideas | Mute Swan |
Rough Ideas | Nerds on trikes |
Rough Ideas | Be sure to close the door all the way |
Unpublished | When good Microswaves go bad |
Object Magazine | 1001 things to do while waiting for a compile |
| Bug fix # 8 |
| Bug fix # 22 |
| Bug fix # 103 |
| Bug fix # 132 |
| Cat and Mouse game |
| Old Professor |
Unpublished | Standing on the corner |
Unpublished | STRIKE!!! |
Unpublished | Stone sharks |
Unpublished | Ever have one of those feelings? |
| Top Psycho (around first Iraq war |
Unpublished | Ode to Bob Weber (teacher, cartoonist) |
| Software request from the middle east |
Unpublished | The Grim Reaper at Home |
Unpublished | Elevator trick #35 |
Unpublished | Just the Facts Maam |
Unpublished | Drag 'n Drop |
Unpublished | Model A computer |
Unpublished | I didn't vote for him either |
Unpublished | Website real estate |
Unpublished | Mondays for Superman |
Unpublished | Spandex mini skirt |
Unpublished | Tough Morning ? |
| HandyTalkie busted |
Unpublished | Too cold to ride? No way! |
Unpublished | Big T, the man, the legend |
| No you can't take the 5wpm test 4 times |
| Save with a ham radio antenna |
| I finally have enough power for mobile DX |
| Hey OM, how's the Bike-a-Thon going? |
| Just your local Ham Radio guy |
| Can you hear me now? |
Unpublished | Stop being a couple of animals |
Unpublished | Really mean sharks |
Unpublished | Ok, Who's not buckled up |
Unpublished | Gotta keep up with the times, right? |
Unpublished | Umpire convention |
Unpublished | Steeeerike! |