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Object Magazine1001 things to do while waiting for a compile
PC MagazineSplit key keyboard company
Object MagazineI don't mind reusing objects, but the sorting drives me nuts!
Distributed Object ComputingWhen Mail servers go postal
Object MagazineDo you think we've overdone the metaphor
Distributed Object ComputingAgents on the web
Object MagazineOk, here's the primary domain server, and we'll be running TCP/IP to the clients…
Object MagazineDistributed Objects on the Web
Object MagazineHello Legacy Maintenance
Object MagazineProject management isn't that hard, with the right tools of course
Object MagazineI understand the list is important, but object programming isn't magic..
Object MagazineWell I'll be, some kid hacked himself out of the Bad List
Object MagazineY'know that old saw about 10,000 monkeys and Shakespeare? I just updated the idea.
Object MagazineJack, we need to discuss your network security
Object MagazineAfter Careful analysis, I can identify only one pattern.
Distributed Object ComputingIntranet, Fast, Secure, Easy
Object MagazineYeah, it looks like Information Overload alright,
Object Magazine18 months of work to break our applications into distributed modules, and now I can't remember why
Object MagazineHamburger Bill
Object MagazineDr Zook's Y2K solution
Distributed Object ComputingThat fat web guy that always sits next to you…
Object MagazineReplication Services Group, may we help you
Object MagazineObject Testing
Distributed Object ComputingWhen Little Java grows up
Object MagazineBills Objects won't talk to mine.
Distributed Object ComputingMaking money the old fashioned way
AnimationAnimation of CyberSnoop's logo
personal stuff (unpublished)Squirrels (drawn for my late mother-in-law)
Rough Ideas (unpublished)No more cables (from PC Magazine junket)
personal stuff (unpublished)Barksdale and Klein (political toon for Jon Zuck)
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Construction - don't bother to wait
personal stuff (unpublished)The Contessa of the Barge
Object MagazineHello Legacy Maintenance
Object MagazineProject management isn't that hard, with the right tools of course
Object MagazineI understand the list is important, but object programming isn't magic..
Object MagazineWell I'll be, some kid hacked himself out of the Bad List
Object MagazineY'know that old saw about 10,000 monkeys and Shakespeare? I just updated the idea.
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Devil gate (Conceptual piece not published)
Object MagazineAfter Careful analysis, I can identify only one pattern.
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Lab monkey
Object MagazineYeah, it looks like Information Overload alright,
Object Magazine18 months of work to break our applications into distributed modules, and now I can't remember why
UnpublishedYou gotta problem
Object MagazineDr Zook's Y2K solution
Distributed Object ComputingThat fat web guy that always sits next to you…
Object MagazineReplication Services Group, may we help you
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Democracy, what Democracy
Distributed Object ComputingWhen Little Java grows up
UnpublishedRetirement card idea for Andy Mollo, through Susan
Distributed Object ComputingMaking money the old fashioned way
Object MagazineTest Test Test
Object MagazineI've gotta take this, it's a remote procedure call
Object MagazineHey Harv, your object broker's on the phone
Object MagazineI don't know why they keep trying to explain technical stuff to management
Object Magazinewhen are we going to make money
Object MagazineYes, the stars are in perfect alignment for a debugging session.
Object MagazineIt must be a guy thing, it does the transaction but it won't commit
Object MagazineWhere the chips in your head are made
Object MagazineI can't hear you
Object MagazineJohn, I think this project's getting to you
Object MagazineBefore we start with the design of our system, please take a blindfold.
Distributed Object ComputingThe DOC Party
PC MagazineThe Event Driven Paradigm
MiscHeh Heh Heh
AnimationMother of all Windows 98 books Website
AnimationFat Pepper
Distributed Object ComputingMigrant Tech Workers
Distributed Object ComputingHalt!
Distributed Object ComputingWatson, Come here.
Object MagazineI'm sorry you're not in the zone, but we have to get a product out.
Object MagazineViacom? Why not a corba
Object MagazineMy boy, the future is components
Distributed Object ComputingLooks like the Audio Feed is down again!
Mother of all Win 98 booksWoody Icon
Mother of all Win 98 booksWoodgeek
Mother of all Win 98 booksMild mannered barry
Mother of all Win 98 booksBilly 98
Distributed Object ComputingI hate bootstrapping these legacy machines
AnimationWoody Walking - for Wopr Website
ARRL Interference bookNeighbors
ARRL Interference bookY'know OM, you really ought to check that line sometime
ARRL Interference bookRF Sniffer
ARRL Interference bookDon't overload the transmitter
ARRL Interference bookNo ground problems here
ARRL Interference bookHere's a choke that will fix the whole problem
ARRL Interference bookFB, but I still don't see how polarizing my antenna's will fix my TVI problem
ARRL Interference bookOh, No, here it goes again
ARRL Interference bookEver since that family moved into the old addams house, I've been getting strange QRM every night
ARRL Interference bookHurry before he discovers this path
Crescent Software Assembly TutorAssembler School
Crescent Software Assembly TutorBasic for Comfort, Assembler for speed
Crescent Software Assembly TutorThe Register family
Crescent Software Assembly TutorJump on not equal
Crescent Software Assembly TutorMemory in the 8088
Crescent Software Assembly TutorPC Interrupts
Crescent Software Assembly TutorThe AH Register is the doorman for Interrupt 21h
Crescent Software Assembly TutorThe Base pointer and Stack Pointer registers
Crescent Software Assembly TutorSegmented Registers (AX = AH/AL)
Crescent Software Assembly TutorThe AX register
Crescent Software Assembly TutorSpaghetti code?
Crescent Software Assembly TutorThe Stack
Crescent Software Assembly TutorAccessing variables on the stack with BP
Crescent Software Assembly Tutorpointers
Crescent Software Assembly TutorJump on Sign
Crescent Software Assembly TutorUsing a CMP to test a variable can slow you down
Crescent Software Assembly TutorBasic Fixed Length strings
Crescent Software Assembly Tutorset the direction on mov string byte
Crescent Software Assembly TutorBasic Huge Arrays
Crescent Software Assembly TutorBX Base Register
Crescent Software Assembly TutorCX - The Count Register
Crescent Software Assembly TutorLEA - Load Effective Address (get both segment and offset)
Crescent Software Assembly TutorAdding a little assembler to the receipe
Crescent Software Assembly TutorCalling Print Screen
Crescent Software Assembly TutorThe Do It All key
Crescent Software Assembly TutorUsing link to create an executable
Crescent Software Assembly TutorDebugging
Crescent Software Assembly TutorRoll up your sleeves and write some code
Crescent Software Assembly TutorSome publications of the past
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Animationzzzzzzzz
Object MagazineHold on a second while I check the solutions database
Object MagazineSheesh, middleware people
Object MagazineIPO
MiscWhen Good Quakers Go Bad (logo for Al Poors Quaker Band)
UnpublishedLook John, skip the rest of the PowerPoint and get to the demo
UnpublishedWeb Shoe Store
UnpublishedEbay 100,000 years bc
UnpublishedStreaming Media
UnpublishedNerd E-Commerce conspiracy
UnpublishedAnd I always thought it was a guy thing
UnpublishedVirtual Reality
UnpublishedThe Laptop Demo
UnpublishedHey Man, aren't you going to shoot me so I can sue for some REAL Money!
UnpublishedFor Pete's sake Bill, use the Zoom feature!
UnpublishedThat's not a good sign, Dude.
UnpublishedBug School
UnpublishedMidnight Computer Supply
personal stuff (unpublished)Squirrel Server 2000
personal stuff (unpublished)untitled
personal stuff (unpublished)I'm going for about $10k at Southeby's, how about you?
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Blow the Whistle!
Rough Ideas (unpublished)See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Natural Born Hackers
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Modem Animal
Distributed Object ComputingZero Latency
Object MagazineAnd this model is 100% Y2K complient
Airline stuff (unpublished)High Score!
personal stuff (unpublished)Bill (Bully) Gates at the battle of Capital Hill!
Mother of all Win 95 booksThe Windows 95 Boot sequence
Airline stuff (unpublished)Don't worry folks, repairs are almost done
Airline stuff (unpublished)This doesn't look promising
UnpublishedHis Masters Code
PC MagazineI was looking through my husband's bookmarks and Victoria's not so secret anymore!
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Here's our manager model, it looks great but doesn't do anything
personal stuff (unpublished)Poke it with a stick!
personal stuff (unpublished)You can't polish a turd…
AnimationThe City Walk
Family PCY'know honey, sometimes I miss the bickering
Family PCIf the internet business model were applied to real life
personal stuff (unpublished)Whadda ya mean, potato, potato, potato…
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Privacy Man!
Vasectomy (unpublished)Yes we discussed it…
Vasectomy (unpublished)I'm thinking about having a few bronzed
Vasectomy (unpublished)I said shave, not aftershave!
Vasectomy (unpublished)Hah Hah Hah!!!
Vasectomy (unpublished)Ok, who's got the map?
Vasectomy (unpublished)Here's the plan, we lay low for a year, then go.
Vasectomy (unpublished)Honey, I think I should lay off the ice pack for a while…
Vasectomy (unpublished)Honey, I'm sure the doctor stiched it tight enough not to leak…
Vasectomy (unpublished)Hey, Harry, where's the semen analysis forms?
Vasectomy (unpublished)Sorry, we'll need another sample, this time without saliva…
Vasectomy (unpublished)Honest, I'll show you the scar!
Vasectomy (unpublished)After everything I went through, now she has a headache!
personal stuff (unpublished)Trick or treat, it's all the same to me…
personal stuff (unpublished)Ah, no computers…", "You can say that again!
personal stuff (unpublished)Drinkin' from the firehose
personal stuff (unpublished)Rush hour: Evansville, IN
personal stuff (unpublished)Trick or Treat Friendly
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Every Tom, Dick, and cat has Help (inside joke…)
personal stuff (unpublished)Professor Poor's HDTV Guides
personal stuff (unpublished)Cinephiles Cover (U of Bridgeport Film School Newsletter)
UnpublishedAirbrush Camera poster (unpublished)
personal stuff (unpublished)Eye diagram
personal stuff (unpublished)Caricature of Rory from Carl Franklin's site (who's Rory?)
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Rough caricature for Martell (never used)
UnpublishedRobin for a surplus website
PC MagazineCaricature of Michael Miller used for Browser Bob article
personal stuff (unpublished)A bad day on the highway
personal stuff (unpublished)Couch Potato
personal stuff (unpublished)Going Mobile!
personal stuff (unpublished)When Pigs Fly
personal stuff (unpublished)Percoset Haze
personal stuff (unpublished)Send out for software
personal stuff (unpublished)I hope we don't look back at these as the good old days
personal stuff (unpublished)The rats are jumping from the ship
personal stuff (unpublished)Look, I can't bring you any assignments, you'll have to call your editor!
personal stuff (unpublished)Clear out aisle 3 and setup the printer testing
personal stuff (unpublished)father time
personal stuff (unpublished)Y2K9
Object Magazinejavaman then and now
personal stuff (unpublished)There goes the neighborhood
personal stuff (unpublished)DOJ coming through
Art for clientsFlamingo Air
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Beach
Rough Ideas (unpublished)All about the bass
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Cool mouse
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Gate's Motel
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Jeff's sunrise
Rough Ideas (unpublished)lighthouse on the cape
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Mouse ball
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Go OJ!
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Goin' to work
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Over the road trucker ad
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Old secretary
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Spread it evenly now girls
Rough Ideas (unpublished)I don't get this bacon thing
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Still life faucet
personal stuff (unpublished)Goth cow
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Dupont Discovers Nylon
personal stuff (unpublished)What Turkeys that make it past Thanksgiving do for the winter
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Seniority!
personal stuff (unpublished)Icehole
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Mute Swan
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Nerds on trikes
Rough Ideas (unpublished)Be sure to close the door all the way
personal stuff (unpublished)When good Microswaves go bad