| Publication | Caption |
|---|
| Unpublished | The Dr. is in! |
| Object Magazine | I don't mind reusing objects, but the sorting drives me nuts! |
| Distributed Object Computing | When Mail servers go postal |
| Object Magazine | Do you think we've overdone the metaphor |
| Distributed Object Computing | Agents on the web |
| Object Magazine | Ok, here's the primary domain server, and we'll be running TCP/IP to the clients… |
| Object Magazine | Distributed Objects on the Web |
| Object Magazine | Hello Legacy Maintenance |
| Object Magazine | Project management isn't that hard, with the right tools of course |
| Object Magazine | I understand the list is important, but the network is down. |
| Object Magazine | Well I'll be, some kid hacked himself out of the Bad List |
| Object Magazine | Y'know that old saw about 10,000 monkeys and Shakespeare? I just updated the idea. |
| Object Magazine | Jack, we need to discuss your network security |
| Object Magazine | After Careful analysis, I can identify only one pattern. |
| Distributed Object Computing | Intranet, Fast, Secure, Easy |
| Object Magazine | Yeah, it looks like Information Overload alright, |
| Object Magazine | 18 months of work to break our applications into distributed modules, and now I can't remember why |
| Object Magazine | Hamburger Bill |
| Object Magazine | Dr Zook's Y2K solution |
| Distributed Object Computing | That fat web guy that always sits next to you… |
| Object Magazine | Replication Services Group, may we help you |
| Object Magazine | Object Testing |
| Distributed Object Computing | When Little Java grows up |
| Object Magazine | Bills Objects won't talk to mine. |
| Distributed Object Computing | Making money the old fashioned way |
| Object Magazine | Test Test Test |
| Object Magazine | I've gotta take this, it's a remote procedure call |
| Object Magazine | Hey Harv, your object broker's on the phone |
| Object Magazine | I don't know why they keep trying to explain technical stuff to management |
| Object Magazine | when are we going to make money |
| Object Magazine | Yes, the stars are in perfect alignment for a debugging session. |
| Object Magazine | It must be a guy thing, it does the transaction but it won't commit |
| Object Magazine | Where the chips in your head are made |
| Object Magazine | I can't hear you |
| Object Magazine | John, I think this project's getting to you |
| Object Magazine | Before we start with the design of our system, please take a blindfold. |
| Distributed Object Computing | The DOC Party |
| PC Magazine | The Event Driven Paradigm |
| Unpublished | Heh Heh Heh |
| Animation | Mother of all Windows 98 books Website |
| Animation | Fat Pepper |
| Distributed Object Computing | Migrant Tech Workers |
| Distributed Object Computing | Halt! |
| Distributed Object Computing | Watson, Come here. |
| Object Magazine | I'm sorry you're not in the zone, but we have to get a product out. |
| Object Magazine | Viacom? Why not a corba |
| Object Magazine | My boy, the future is components |
| Distributed Object Computing | Looks like the Audio Feed is down again! |
| Mother of all Win 98 books | Woody Icon |
| Mother of all Win 98 books | Woodgeek |
| Mother of all Win 98 books | Mild mannered barry |
| Mother of all Win 98 books | Billy 98 |
| Distributed Object Computing | I hate bootstrapping these legacy machines |
| Animation | Woody Walking - for Wopr Website |
| ARRL Interference book | Neighbors |
| ARRL Interference book | Y'know OM, you really ought to check that line sometime |
| ARRL Interference book | RF Sniffer |
| ARRL Interference book | Don't overload the transmitter |
| ARRL Interference book | No ground problems here |
| ARRL Interference book | Here's a choke that will fix the whole problem |
| ARRL Interference book | FB, but I still don't see how polarizing my antenna's will fix my TVI problem |
| ARRL Interference book | Oh, No, here it goes again |
| ARRL Interference book | Ever since that family moved into the old addams house, I've been getting strange QRM every night |
| ARRL Interference book | Hurry before he discovers this path |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Assembler School |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Basic for Comfort, Assembler for speed |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | The Register family |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Jump on not equal |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Memory in the 8088 |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | PC Interrupts |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | The AH Register is the doorman for Interrupt 21h |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | The Base pointer and Stack Pointer registers |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Segmented Registers (AX = AH/AL) |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | The AX register |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Spaghetti code? |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | The Stack |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Accessing variables on the stack with BP |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | pointers |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Jump on Sign |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Using a CMP to test a variable can slow you down |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Basic Fixed Length strings |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | set the direction on mov string byte |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Basic Huge Arrays |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | BX Base Register |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | CX - The Count Register |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | LEA - Load Effective Address (get both segment and offset) |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Adding a little assembler to the receipe |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Calling Print Screen |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | The Do It All key |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Using link to create an executable |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Debugging |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Roll up your sleeves and write some code |
| Crescent Assembly Tutor | Some publications of the past |
| Animation | Competition Cooker Label |
| Animation | zzzzzzzz |
| Object Magazine | Hold on a second while I check the solutions database |
| Object Magazine | Sheesh, middleware people |
| Object Magazine | IPO |
| Art for clients | When Good Quakers Go Bad (logo for Al Poors Quaker Band) |
| Unpublished | Look John, skip the rest of the PowerPoint and get to the demo |
| Unpublished | Web Shoe Store |
| Unpublished | Ebay 100,000 years bc |
| Unpublished | Streaming Media |
| Unpublished | Nerd E-Commerce conspiracy |
| Unpublished | And I always thought it was a guy thing |
| Unpublished | Virtual Reality |
| Unpublished | The Laptop Demo |
| Unpublished | Hey Man, aren't you going to shoot me so I can sue for some REAL Money! |
| Unpublished | For Pete's sake Bill, use the Zoom feature! |
| Unpublished | That's not a good sign, Dude. |
| Unpublished | Bug School |
| Unpublished | Midnight Computer Supply |
| Unpublished | Squirrel Server 2000 |
| Unpublished | Lady Liberty 21st Century Edition |
| Unpublished | I'm going for about $10k at Southeby's, how about you? |
| Rough Ideas | Blow the Whistle! |
| Rough Ideas | See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil |
| Rough Ideas | Natural Born Hackers |
| Rough Ideas | Modem Animal |
| Distributed Object Computing | Zero Latency |
| Object Magazine | And this model is 100% Y2K complient |
| Airline roughs | High Score! |
| Unpublished | Bill (Bully) Gates at the battle of Capital Hill! |
| Mother of all Win 95 books | The Windows 95 Boot sequence |
| Airline roughs | Don't worry folks, repairs are almost done |
| Airline roughs | This doesn't look promising |
| Unpublished | His Masters Code |
| PC Magazine | I was looking through my husband's bookmarks and Victoria's not so secret anymore! |
| Rough Ideas | Here's our manager model, it looks great but doesn't do anything |
| Unpublished | Poke it with a stick! |
| Unpublished | You can't polish a turd… |
| Animation | The City Walk |
| Family PC | Y'know honey, sometimes I miss the bickering |
| Family PC | If the internet business model were applied to real life |
| Unpublished | Whadda ya mean, potato, potato, potato… |
| Rough Ideas | Privacy Man! |
| Vasectomy roughs | Yes we discussed it… |
| Vasectomy roughs | I'm thinking about having a few bronzed |
| Vasectomy roughs | I said shave, not aftershave! |
| Vasectomy roughs | Hah Hah Hah!!! |
| Vasectomy roughs | Ok, who's got the map? |
| Vasectomy roughs | Here's the plan, we lay low for a year, then go. |
| Vasectomy roughs | Honey, I think I should lay off the ice pack for a while… |
| Vasectomy roughs | Honey, I'm sure the doctor stiched it tight enough not to leak… |
| Vasectomy roughs | Hey, Harry, where's the semen analysis forms? |
| Vasectomy roughs | Sorry, we'll need another sample, this time without saliva… |
| Vasectomy roughs | Honest, I'll show you the scar! |
| Vasectomy roughs | After everything I went through, now she has a headache! |
| Unpublished | Trick or treat, it's all the same to me… |
| Unpublished | Ah, no computers…", "You can say that again! |
| Unpublished | Drinkin' from the firehose |
| Unpublished | Rush hour: Evansville, IN |
| Unpublished | Trick or Treat Friendly |
| Rough Ideas | Every Tom, Dick, and cat has Help (inside joke…) |
| Art for clients | Professor Poor's HDTV Guides |
| Unpublished | Cinephiles Cover (U of Bridgeport Film School Newsletter) |
| Unpublished | Airbrush Camera poster (unpublished) |
| Unpublished | Eye diagram |
| Art for clients | Caricature of Rory from Carl Franklin's site (who's Rory?) |
| Rough Ideas | Rough caricature for Martell (never used) |
| Art for clients | Robin for a surplus website |
| PC Magazine | Caricature of Michael Miller used for Browser Bob article |
| Unpublished | A bad day on the highway |
| Unpublished | Couch Potato |
| Unpublished | Going Mobile! |
| Unpublished | When Pigs Fly |
| Unpublished | Percoset Haze |
| Unpublished | Send out for software |
| Unpublished | I hope we don't look back at these as the good old days |
| Unpublished | The rats are jumping from the ship |
| Unpublished | Look, I can't bring you any assignments, you'll have to call your editor! |
| Unpublished | Clear out aisle 3 and setup the printer testing |
| Unpublished | father time |
| Unpublished | Y2K9 |
| Object Magazine | javaman then and now |
| Unpublished | There goes the neighborhood |
| Unpublished | DOJ coming through |
| Art for clients | Flamingo Air |
| Rough Ideas | Beach |
| Rough Ideas | All about the bass |
| Rough Ideas | Cool mouse |
| Rough Ideas | Gate's Motel |
| Rough Ideas | Jeff's sunrise |
| Rough Ideas | lighthouse on the cape |
| Rough Ideas | Mouse ball |
| Rough Ideas | Go OJ! |
| Rough Ideas | Goin' to work |
| Rough Ideas | Over the road trucker ad |
| Rough Ideas | Old secretary |
| Rough Ideas | Spread it evenly now girls |
| Rough Ideas | I don't get this bacon thing |
| Rough Ideas | Still life faucet |
| Unpublished | Goth cow |
| Rough Ideas | Dupont Discovers Nylon |
| Unpublished | What Turkeys that make it past Thanksgiving do for the winter |
| Rough Ideas | Seniority! |
| Unpublished | Icehole |
| Rough Ideas | Mute Swan |
| Rough Ideas | Nerds on trikes |
| Rough Ideas | Be sure to close the door all the way |
| Unpublished | When good Microswaves go bad |
| Object Magazine | 1001 things to do while waiting for a compile |
| Bug fix # 8 |
| Bug fix # 22 |
| Bug fix # 103 |
| Bug fix # 132 |
| Cat and Mouse game |
| Old Professor |
| Unpublished | Standing on the corner |
| Unpublished | STRIKE!!! |
| Unpublished | Stone sharks |
| Unpublished | Ever have one of those feelings? |
| Top Psycho (around first Iraq war |
| Unpublished | Ode to Bob Weber (teacher, cartoonist) |
| Software request from the middle east |
| Unpublished | The Grim Reaper at Home |
| Unpublished | Elevator trick #35 |
| Unpublished | Just the Facts Maam |
| Unpublished | Drag 'n Drop |
| Unpublished | Model A computer |
| Unpublished | I didn't vote for him either |
| Unpublished | Website real estate |
| Unpublished | Mondays for Superman |
| Unpublished | Spandex mini skirt |
| Unpublished | Tough Morning ? |
| HandyTalkie busted |
| Unpublished | Too cold to ride? No way! |
| Unpublished | Big T, the man, the legend |
| No you can't take the 5wpm test 4 times |
| Save with a ham radio antenna |
| I finally have enough power for mobile DX |
| Hey OM, how's the Bike-a-Thon going? |
| Just your local Ham Radio guy |
| Can you hear me now? |
| Unpublished | Stop being a couple of animals |
| Unpublished | Really mean sharks |
| Unpublished | Ok, Who's not buckled up |
| Unpublished | Gotta keep up with the times, right? |
| Unpublished | Umpire convention |
| Unpublished | Steeeerike! |
